"Muster the Rohirrim! Assemble the army at Dunharrow, as many men as can be found. You have two days. On the third, we ride for Gondor. And war.”
Instead of “Beacons” I’ve read “Bacon”. So now I’m here, alone, laughing like an idiot.
Cutest Thor Ever via Mary Sue.
This is adorable!
I AM GOING TO ACQUIRE THIS CHILD AND LOVE HER
THIS MIDGARDIAN CHILD HIS GOOD TASTE! METHINKS PERHAPS WE ARE SEEING A FUTURE FEMALE WARRIOR!
My head canon is that each of the Avengers ends up with core group of fangirl/boys, like Natasha’s (or the one she acknowledges) are teenage girls mainly who see her as their hero, little boys love the Hulk, but Thor? Little girls between like the ages of 4 and 10, cause dude he is a Prince, who rides on a rainbow bridge, and is basically the fairy tale prince in real life. And Thor fucking loves it. His room at the Tower is just plastered with drawings they send him, and he tries as hard as he can to respond to each and every letter he gets.
And Clint and Tony would try to tease Thor about it but he’s just so proud of all his little fangirls and of the drawings and other things they send him and he’s so earnest about it that Clint and Tony end up more than a little jealous.
I AM SO OKAY WITH THIS IDEA
and oh man I just picture him meeting one of his little baby fans and they have their own little baby mjolnir and he asks her if she’d like to hold the real one, and her eyes get all big because what?? only thor can hold mjolnir! she knows that!! So he crouches down next to her, gently holding her hand as it holds mjolnir so that even though he’s the one holding the weight, she gets to feel like she’s actually the one holding the hammer and her eyes go half as big as her whole head as grins all big and he tells her ”clearly you are worthy, little warrior!”
MY POOR HEART
Thor being amazingly sweet and adorable with little girls and people who are hurting is legit the best thing in the world to me.
Ok, this is real and none can tell me the contrary.
Italian national police”carabinieri” is cool
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
they are literally fighting the origin of chakra, a living chakra god and after all these chapters of long drawn out bullshit and sasukeapologism and trying to make madara sympathetic and aizen sousuke layers of villainy bullshit naruto does this. this is his plan. this is his plan to defeat this god
This is why I love Naruto
I did not expect @UrsulaV to be Slytherin. I was figuring Hufflepuff!
I don’t know why people assume Hufflepuffs aren’t stone cold killers. Have you met a badger?
The Hufflepuffs will be very kind for a long time and then they will very kindly turn you into mulch and no one will ever know why the roses grow so beautifully in that particular spot.
This is exactly how I imagine Hufflepuffs.
Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name.
"It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities"
I’m adding this one because it’s my favourite
"harry james potter," harry said, "you were named after the bravest man I ever knew. it was me. I’m awesome."
I laughed too much!